sweaty animals

1. all plants sweat
2. all animals sweat
3. anything that unabashedly sweats is an animal and should be hunted.

molecules 1

if A is: our organs are made up of molecules 
            [drops mucous liver onto floor]
and B is: smells are made up of molecules 
    [shoves bushel of lavender into face and squeals]
then C is: our thoughts are made up of molecules 
        [so why aren't they more smelly?]

chemical reaction

chemical reaction: 1. adultry.

ions

ions: 1. a. those of us who are spinning by the alchemy of our childhoods.
             b. those of us who are walking with a gimp